May 2013
wurnbo:
stop pinata abuse
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
epic-humor:
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
malijuanastyles:
I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick
andro-saurus:
nicevagina:
Contrary to many beliefs, you don’t actually need a fucking life story reason to get a tattoo.
this post has been approved by Justin Bieber
plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
hungarian:
*touches textbook*
*absorbs knowledge*
sexcake:
does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
confusedtree:
If you’re upset about Tumblr being sold to Yahoo that’s okay because your feelings literally do not matter and Tumblr doesn’t care about you and I love that a lot. That’s honestly really beautiful
meladoodle:
coolgirlfriend:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
meladoodle:
*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*
