epic-humor:

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

 

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malijuanastyles:

I was sitting next to my crush last period and I started smiling in the middle of our quiz so he tapped me and whispered “hahah what’s so funny” and I said “ha nothin” but really I was thinkin about bouncin on his dick

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andro-saurus:

nicevagina:

Contrary to many beliefs, you don’t actually need a fucking life story reason to get a tattoo. 

this post has been approved by Justin Bieber

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plot twist: tumblr actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner

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hungarian:

*touches textbook*

*absorbs knowledge*

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sexcake:

does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants

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